Randomized Haikus

So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray cray😂😂 Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.

1.Google

Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.

2.Pineapple

Viral

I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!

Another from pineapple🍍 A Posh Drink–

Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.

3. Aquarium

A Confession At The Aquarium

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”

😂this one was funny

4. Bird

Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.

5. Accounts

tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???

An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.

tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy one😅😬Hope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!