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Randomized Haikus

So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray cray๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.

1.Google

Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.

2.Pineapple

Viral

I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!

Another from pineapple๐Ÿ A Posh Drink

10 Best Non-Alcoholic Caribbean Beverages

Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.

3. Aquarium

A Confession At The Aquarium

Aquarist - Unity College

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”

๐Ÿ˜‚this one was funny

4. Bird

Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.

5. Accounts

tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???

An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.

tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy one๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฌHope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!

50 responses to “Randomized Haikus”

  1. Oh my gosh
    That creepy pineapple song
    Now I’ll have nightmares

  2. A messiah for
    the young, dumb and broke..
    Referring to us!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

    1. ๐Ÿคฃyes, google is a
      God(dess) for people such as
      You and sii and me๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ

      1. Hehe.. yeaaaaa๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ˜›

        1. where is sii.. comment nhi ki abhi tak๐Ÿ˜‚

          1. Yeah, I think she is busy! boli thi na khi jana h usko

            1. Ohh haaaaaa… dekhlegi baadm ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. These were the best haikus ever๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ the young, dumb and broke.. (sounds like me๐Ÿ˜‚)

    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผamen!

  4. The fish one was so good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

    1. ๐Ÿ˜ŽโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. I LOVE this the viral one was awesomee I read it in the accent as well๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    1. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃlol.. these were funn!!!

  6. Hey!!!!! I have tagged YOU in a book tag post. Check it out on my blog๐Ÿ˜Š

    1. Thanks S!! I will see it asap๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’–

    1. Chadh gyi h kya tujhe๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ usne bhao dene bola tha comment ki baarish krne nii๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

      1. merko vo gaana dekh ke gaane ka mann krdiya๐Ÿ˜‚

        1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃyedi!
          Bhul hi gyi thi meko๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ dard hua๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›

          1. ayeee terko kaise bhoolegi re mei๐Ÿ’“
            mein like karke comment krna bhool gayi thi bass๐Ÿ‘ฝ ash kuch kaam ki aani chahiye na reminder dene๐Ÿ˜‚

            1. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’”
              Ha kaam ki aani chahiye.. khaali baithti rehti h๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

        2. Si tu din ba din or pgl hoti jaa rhi ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

          1. tumhara influence aur kya๐Ÿ‘ฝ

            1. Dhanyawaad๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  7. AH PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

    1. ๐ŸŽถvibes dude vibess!!!๐ŸŽถ

      1. definitely๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

        1. Jigsaw Jigsaw jigsaw JIGSAWWWW

          1. yeh kya hogya terko๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. These are amazing and so funny, Riya. We really are young, dumb and broke๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’—

    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚true dee! Thank you for reading them!!

  9. I laughed!

    1. ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๐Ÿปyay!!!!!!

      1. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. A messiah for
    the young, dumb and broke. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Thank you so much for making me laugh. After solving 8 pages of word problems, this was exactly what I needed.

    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚ahh i get it!! Glad it works๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. The aquarium one, so good!๐Ÿ˜‚

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