So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray crayππ Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.
1.Google
Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.
2.Pineapple
Viral
I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!
Another from pineappleπ A Posh Drink–
Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.
3. Aquarium
A Confession At The Aquarium

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”
πthis one was funny
4. Bird
Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.
5. Accounts
tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???
An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.
tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy oneπ π¬Hope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!
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