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Randomized Haikus

So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray crayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.

1.Google

Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.

2.Pineapple

Viral

I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!

Another from pineapple🍍 A Posh Drink

10 Best Non-Alcoholic Caribbean Beverages

Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.

3. Aquarium

A Confession At The Aquarium

Aquarist - Unity College

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”

πŸ˜‚this one was funny

4. Bird

Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.

5. Accounts

tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???

An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.

tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy oneπŸ˜…πŸ˜¬Hope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!

50 responses to “Randomized Haikus”

  1. Oh my gosh
    That creepy pineapple song
    Now I’ll have nightmares

  2. A messiah for
    the young, dumb and broke..
    Referring to us!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

    1. 🀣yes, google is a
      God(dess) for people such as
      You and sii and meπŸ’β€β™€οΈ

      1. Hehe.. yeaaaaaπŸ˜†πŸ€ŸπŸ˜›

        1. where is sii.. comment nhi ki abhi takπŸ˜‚

          1. Yeah, I think she is busy! boli thi na khi jana h usko

            1. Ohh haaaaaa… dekhlegi baadm πŸ˜‚

  3. These were the best haikus everπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the young, dumb and broke.. (sounds like meπŸ˜‚)

    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸΌamen!

  4. The fish one was so good πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

    1. πŸ˜ŽβœŒοΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. I LOVE this the viral one was awesomee I read it in the accent as wellπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    1. 😁🀣🀣lol.. these were funn!!!

  6. Hey!!!!! I have tagged YOU in a book tag post. Check it out on my blog😊

    1. Thanks S!! I will see it asapπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ’–

    1. Chadh gyi h kya tujhe🀣🀣 usne bhao dene bola tha comment ki baarish krne nii🀣🀣

      1. merko vo gaana dekh ke gaane ka mann krdiyaπŸ˜‚

        1. 🀣🀣🀣yedi!
          Bhul hi gyi thi mekoπŸ™„πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ dard huaπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜›

          1. ayeee terko kaise bhoolegi re meiπŸ’“
            mein like karke comment krna bhool gayi thi bassπŸ‘½ ash kuch kaam ki aani chahiye na reminder deneπŸ˜‚

            1. πŸ™‚πŸ’”
              Ha kaam ki aani chahiye.. khaali baithti rehti hπŸ˜‚πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ‘½

        2. Si tu din ba din or pgl hoti jaa rhi 🀣🀣🀣

          1. tumhara influence aur kyaπŸ‘½

  7. AH PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

    1. 🎢vibes dude vibess!!!🎢

      1. definitelyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

        1. Jigsaw Jigsaw jigsaw JIGSAWWWW

          1. yeh kya hogya terkoπŸ˜‚

  8. These are amazing and so funny, Riya. We really are young, dumb and brokeπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’—

    1. πŸ˜‚true dee! Thank you for reading them!!

  9. I laughed!

    1. 😁✌🏻yay!!!!!!

      1. πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚

  10. A messiah for
    the young, dumb and broke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Thank you so much for making me laugh. After solving 8 pages of word problems, this was exactly what I needed.

    1. πŸ˜‚ahh i get it!! Glad it worksπŸ˜‰

  11. The aquarium one, so good!πŸ˜‚

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