So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray cray๐๐ Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.
1.Google
Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.
2.Pineapple
Viral
I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!
Another from pineapple๐ A Posh Drink–
Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.
3. Aquarium
A Confession At The Aquarium

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”
๐this one was funny
4. Bird
Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.
5. Accounts
tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???
An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.
tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy one๐ ๐ฌHope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!
Oh my gosh
That creepy pineapple song
Now I’ll have nightmares
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A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke..
Referring to us!!๐๐๐
๐คฃyes, google is a
God(dess) for people such as
You and sii and me๐โโ๏ธ
Hehe.. yeaaaaa๐๐ค๐
where is sii.. comment nhi ki abhi tak๐
Yeah, I think she is busy! boli thi na khi jana h usko
Ohh haaaaaa… dekhlegi baadm ๐
yessss
These were the best haikus ever๐๐ the young, dumb and broke.. (sounds like me๐)
๐๐๐๐ผamen!
The fish one was so good ๐๐
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I LOVE this the viral one was awesomee I read it in the accent as well๐๐
๐๐คฃ๐คฃlol.. these were funn!!!
Hey!!!!! I have tagged YOU in a book tag post. Check it out on my blog๐
Thanks S!! I will see it asap๐๐ผ๐
I HAVE A PEN
Chadh gyi h kya tujhe๐คฃ๐คฃ usne bhao dene bola tha comment ki baarish krne nii๐คฃ๐คฃ
merko vo gaana dekh ke gaane ka mann krdiya๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃyedi!
Bhul hi gyi thi meko๐๐๐ dard hua๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
ayeee terko kaise bhoolegi re mei๐
mein like karke comment krna bhool gayi thi bass๐ฝ ash kuch kaam ki aani chahiye na reminder dene๐
๐๐
Ha kaam ki aani chahiye.. khaali baithti rehti h๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ฝ
soti rehti๐
Si tu din ba din or pgl hoti jaa rhi ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
tumhara influence aur kya๐ฝ
Dhanyawaad๐๐
I HAVE AN APPLE
UH APPLE-PEN
I HAVE A PINEAPPLE
UH PINEAPPLE-PEN!
APPLE-PEN
PINEAPPLE-PEN
AH PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN
๐ถvibes dude vibess!!!๐ถ
definitely๐๐
Jigsaw Jigsaw jigsaw JIGSAWWWW
yeh kya hogya terko๐
Jigsaw?ยฟ
These are amazing and so funny, Riya. We really are young, dumb and broke๐๐๐ผ๐
๐true dee! Thank you for reading them!!
I laughed!
๐โ๐ปyay!!!!!!
๐คช๐
A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke. ๐๐๐
Thank you so much for making me laugh. After solving 8 pages of word problems, this was exactly what I needed.
๐ahh i get it!! Glad it works๐
The aquarium one, so good!๐
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