Randomized Haikus

So after my haiku tag, Simran (@farfromperfect) DEMANDED more haikus so I asked her for random words.. and she.. just went full cray cray๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Her prompts were- google, pineapple, aquarium, bird, accounts.

1.Google

Messiah

“Hey Google, what’s your
purpose?” A messiah for
the young, dumb and broke.

2.Pineapple

Viral

I have a pen, I
have an apple, (Uhh) I have a-
pineapple; viral!

Another from pineapple๐Ÿ A Posh Drink

10 Best Non-Alcoholic Caribbean Beverages

Glass of orange juice,
With mini umbrellas and,
Floating pineapples.

3. Aquarium

A Confession At The Aquarium

Aquarist - Unity College

“I really like you”
“Is this a prank? Because some-
thing smells fishy here.”

๐Ÿ˜‚this one was funny

4. Bird

Mocking Me

“You are too stupid”
I turn to slap the jerk, but
It’s just a parrot.

5. Accounts

tis is tough.. i mean accounts?? what can I write about accounts???

An online profile,
Entire identity of,
Z- generation.

tis a short post in compensation of the previous extra lengthy one๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฌHope you enjoyed these haikus all the same!!

Author: Riya

Trying to feel and make you feel "NOT ALONE."

50 thoughts on “Randomized Haikus”

        1. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃyedi!
          Bhul hi gyi thi meko๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‘ dard hua๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›

          1. ayeee terko kaise bhoolegi re mei๐Ÿ’“
            mein like karke comment krna bhool gayi thi bass๐Ÿ‘ฝ ash kuch kaam ki aani chahiye na reminder dene๐Ÿ˜‚

  1. A messiah for
    the young, dumb and broke. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Thank you so much for making me laugh. After solving 8 pages of word problems, this was exactly what I needed.

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